Wednesday, May 21, 2008

F-Letter Words

Dual allegiances are few and far in Frontliners Floorball Club, and also very dangerous. Julian Tan, 12, is a proud dualler, having been caught in both Manchester United's and Chelsea's kits, and the club has caught up with him to ask about his passions, ambitions, and of course, his allegiances.

FFC: When did you start playing floorball?
Julian: ...last year, maybe. Cannot remember.
FFC: So if Manchester United comes and asks you to play for them, and Frontliners asks you to play for them, which one would you choose?
Julian: Both.
FFC: Choose one only, lar.
Julian: ...I don't know lah.
FFC: Your parents didn't allow you to play after the game against Dalat in Penang League. What did you do to convince them to let you play again?
Julian: I got mad. I refused to speak to them, until they let me play again.
FFC: So tell us, which club do you support? Manchester United or Chelsea?
Julian: ...both. But I support MU more.
FFC: Who's your favourite player?
Julian: Cristiano Ronaldo. Cause he's cool.
FFC: So you see floorball becoming as big as football in the future?
Julian: Yes.
FFC: And you aim to be a professional floorballer? Like Cristiano Ronaldo?
Julian: Yes.
FFC: One last thing. Tomorrow morning: Manchester United or Chelsea to win?
Julian: MU, of course lah!

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